June 2013
5 posts
When my patient's chief complaint involves their genitalia.
This speaks to me
You know you’re in EMS when every second word out of your mouth is usually a swear word.
October 2012
1 post
June 2012
1 post
The penguins follow your cursor, oh god.
you can pick them up too:)
this is everything i have ever wanted from the internet.
May 2012
1 post
March 2012
0 posts
December 2011
20 posts
EMS RULE 188
The more addicted your patient is to valium, morphine, etc…. The more they are allergic to torodal…….
Try a shot of NoSaline!
Collection of Thoughts.: Date an EMT. →
emsnerd.tumblr.com
THE TOP 15 REASONS TO DATE A EMT:
15. We can see your heart in ways you never knew
14. We can handle any type of stroke.
13. Our beds are made for a bumpy ride.
12. We arrive in uniform.
11. Talk about a pimped out ride.
10. We are clean.
9. We’re damn familiar with your body.
8. We know…
