emsnerd:

THE TOP 15 REASONS TO DATE A EMT:

15. We can see your heart in ways you never knew
14. We can handle any type of stroke.
13. Our beds are made for a bumpy ride.
12. We arrive in uniform.
11. Talk about a pimped out ride.
10. We are clean.
9. We’re damn familiar with your body.
8. We know…